Once upon a time during my high school days, say in the year 2004-2005; there is this prefect lets call him MR.A who had this weird and awkward habit after his morning “ronda” sessions since he was a prefect himself. Oh let me just highlight the fact that he was not only a prefect but an active scout leader or something like that in school and if you think you know him,think again! I only knew him briefly through scouting then,and he has this really weird and kinda “off” if you catch my drift; at least that was what i knew,then.

So what’s so weird about it?

Ready for the juicy news,okay so here you have it.
Rumor has it that he has this awkward or shall I say “never heard of in my life” habit which literally mind fucked me and i literally ROFL (rolled on floor laughing!). MR.A will chase all the school kiddo’s like myself, the ponteng kings & queens before the morning assembly, and then finds his way to a discreet & hidden spot like the stairways,boys toilet or please don’t make me imagine any further.

He’ll have this favourite “Pikin” bottle as seen above being modelled proudly by the bunch,just in case you have no clue of what i’m talking about bottle. He will then hand shake himself right down under till he cums omg wtf i feel like throwing up now but yes he freaking ta-fei-kei’s and cums into the bottle. After satisfying himself through the intercourse with himself, he will then fill the Pikin bottle up with ‘what is that white thick fluid called again?’ oh yeah; sperm on any possible occasion!

You think thats fuckin’tastic?

Then rumor has it again,that MR.A will fry the sticky white fluid with eggs (my wild guess?) proudly admitting that it works better than protein shakes to get a good built OR drinking it down fresh . I have no idea if its scientifically proven that eating your own sperms will improve skin complexion,built up muscles or etc, but will you ever do something as disgusting as this?   You might not find this story believable but if i were to tell you who it is, you’d probably go..

 ”Oh,no wonder lah.He’s kinda weird around girls.”

He’s a Muslim himself with an awkward English name added onto his Facebook profile name.
He runs past girls like a “Hero flying off to the rescue kinda thing” and acts like some macho duck i swear.
He’s shorter than I am,darker than I am,and nothing like I am?

thank goodness.